Dad Jokes seem to be the order of the day on twitter of late and what better way to launch the refreshed blog layout with a collation of the best.
So here are 20 Dad Jokes that have either made me chuckle or cringe within the last few weeks. Be sure to check out the guys that I’ve stolen some of these jokes off.
1. RIP Boiled Water
You’ll be Mist
2. Did you hear about the man who’s ass fell off
He went to the Wholesalers (Daddy Poppins)
3. My Girlfriend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down (Dad and That)
4. I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters
Its shift work (Dad and That)
5. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror
Halloumi (Jacks Dad)
6. What did the buffalo say when he left his son
7. Two peanuts walking down the road
One was a salted
8. What lion never growls
A dandelion (One Hull of a Dad)
9. I don’t think my bedroom ceiling is the best in the world
But it’s certainly up there
10. I had a dream that I was a muffler last night
I woke up exhausted
11. What do you call a fake noodle
12. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
13. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
14. Why did A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he has a vowel movement
15. Whiteboards………….are remarkable
16. What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
17. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guys house
18. How do you organise a space party?
19. I gave all my dead batteries away today
Free of charge
20. Who ever invented the knock knock jokes
Should get a no bell prize.
Have you got a Dad Joke not on the list, comment below. You cannot beat a good old dad joke.
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