Firstly I’d like to start this post by apologising for the lack of content in recent weeks.
The first couple of weeks of 2017 have been manic. Little H has decided he no longer wants to sleep. I’ve been promoted in work, and Mrs Cheeky has taken on additional shifts. Mixed together, this has left next to no time at all for blogging.
In addition to this, I’ve lost my blogging mojo and to be perfectly honest I don’t really think I ever had one in the first place.
I mean, I’ve always wanted my own little corner of the internet to be able to do with as a please and now I finally have it I have no clue how to fill it with exciting content that people may actually want to read.
Give me 140 characters on social media and I’m full of mildly amusing jokes and observations, yet give me an unlimited word count and my mind falls blank.
I’ll be honest, it’s really bloody annoying.
Maybe I should have just started my own account on ‘Pornhub’ and bought myself a webcam. I’m 100% confident that my skills in self-pleasuring are up there with the best in the world and maybe displaying these would have gained me a bigger following.
All this is made even worse, with the fact that my blog is in its infancy. 5 posts in and I’m spent.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!
I’m pretty sure even Norris Cole himself could put together more than 5 blog posts, and let’s face it. He is the poster boy of boring.
It’s highly possible that I’m not the only blogger to find themselves in this position, but that’s little comfort when my blog is looking blank and post ideas are becoming as rare ‘Good Hair Days’ for Donald Trump.
Anyway, enough of my depressing blogging state. I’m off to sit in a dark room and whip myself until I can produce a 1,000 words worth reading.
This may take some time.